What The Deuce?

I'm a huge Miami Dolphins' fan, so let me make it clear-I do not endorse the new "Fight Song." This is just flat out terrible, horrific, reedic. I can go on and on.

This doesn't in any way feel like a fight song. It feels like the opening of a Saturday morning cartoon. I guess when your minority owners include Gloria Estefan and Marc Anthony, you really can't be surprised by something like this.

Are they really going to go on with this?

However, I think this makes up for the cheesy song and almost makes up for a 1-15 season.



More incredible pictures of the 2009 Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders.

What The Deuce?...Again

No smoking...Unless it's a joint.

We all know Amsterdam is notorious for being able to purchase legal marijuana and smoke in their coffee shops.

I know, pretty freakin sweet!

But just recently, Amsterdam has followed the rest of the world and outlawed smoking in bars, restaurants, AND Coffee Shops! Don't panic! It's still alright to smoke weed in the lucrative coffee shops, but not tobacco.

Whoa, man.

Let's see...You can smoke weed and get high as fuck in my establishment, but if you light up a cigarette, you're gone!



I have no problem with this. In the US, it has become common to see crowds of people outside in front of bars smoking cigarettes. The idea of this law was started to protect guests and employees from second hand smoke.

I guess this throws out the old urban legend that smoking one joint is the equivalent to smoking a pack of cigarettes.

So good for you Amsterdam. Way to stick to your guns. There's nothing wrong with having to step outside to smoke tobacco, just as long as you still have a safe and legal place indoors to relax and smoke some high quality THC.

What The Deuce?

If you haven't heard or seen, here's the controversial cover of this week's New Yorker.

It's pretty alarming at first sight, but like all works of art, the cover has deep meaning.

According to cover artist Barry Blitt, the July 21 cover, "The Politics of Fear," is to be viewed as a parody in an attempt to show how "scare tactics and misinformation" are being used to attack Barack Obama's campaign.

“I think the idea that the Obamas are branded as unpatriotic [let alone as terrorists] in certain sectors is preposterous,” Blitt stated. “It seemed to me that depicting the concept would show it as the fear-mongering ridiculousness that it is.”

Blitt makes a very strong point, but maybe a little to creative for the average American.

What The Deuce!

This morning I was watching ESPN and saw on the bottom line that Seattle had beat Boston 1-0. My first question, who were the starting pitchers? And who on the Mariners had shut out one of the best lineups in baseball?

Don't know because the final score was immediately followed by: M. Ramirez 1-3, 499 career homeruns. No shit Manny didn't homer last night! The Red Sox didn't score a run!

Since when does a players attempt for 500 home runs warrant their own bottom line?

How come ESPN's bottom line doesn't inform us that Ken Griffey Jr. has 598 home runs? The last I checked, 600 home runs is more impressive than 500.

By the way, Erik Bedard showed signs of his old self and the reason why Seattle paid so much for him by pitching 7 scoreless innings allowing only two hits.
Off and on again Tim Wakefield had his knuckleball motionless pitching 8 strong innings allowing 1 run and 5 hits in the losing cause.